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Post by Vector on Feb 27, 2006 20:36:12 GMT -5
... Mike, I'm mad at you now. You called me a honky and then said it's cause I'm from Texas. You stereotypical bastard... I smite thee.
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Post by Archangel on Feb 27, 2006 21:14:42 GMT -5
LMAO!
Ok, for one thing....I don't much care about smiting, considering the fact that my Karma is in the low millions, last time I checked. LOL
And for another thing, it was a complete joke! Honestly. I have no problem with Texas.
Just wanted to clear that up.
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Post by demented on Feb 28, 2006 0:03:44 GMT -5
I have a problem with Texas. Uhm
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Post by Caligo [Inactive] on Feb 28, 2006 0:33:05 GMT -5
Uhm... Does this strike you as odd? You never see the other end of the baloon. Mr. Skeptic says: She was merely moving her hand. I don't care enough to watch it again to see if she only tenses her hand to grab the baloon at the end to actually pull the say, 3 inches, out of her mouth. Also note the cut in the scene. I say it's fake because I know it's physically imposible to take in any more than... A very liberal 2 feet of something solid, and that's granting being as tall as I am and having 0 gag reflex. As if.
Carry on.
Except Texas.
I hate it because everybody that's down there / been there says it rocks. Screw you guys, I'm stuck in shitty Michigan. Hell's here for a reason ya know.
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Post by I should really log on more on Feb 28, 2006 3:10:05 GMT -5
Uhm... Does this strike you as odd? You never see the other end of the baloon. Mr. Skeptic says: She was merely moving her hand. I don't care enough to watch it again to see if she only tenses her hand to grab the baloon at the end to actually pull the say, 3 inches, out of her mouth. Also note the cut in the scene. I say it's fake because I know it's physically imposible to take in any more than... A very liberal 2 feet of something solid, and that's granting being as tall as I am and having 0 gag reflex. As if. HOLD ON A SECOND! *rereads the post in super slowmotion, then jumps up like Jay and screams* EXOR LOVVVVES DA COCK
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Post by Archangel on Feb 28, 2006 9:33:52 GMT -5
OMG! HE DOES!
Exor. Why have you been experimenting in swallowing a liberal 2 feet of something solid down your tall throat? I am disturbed.
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Post by Caligo [Inactive] on Feb 28, 2006 12:24:15 GMT -5
...Well, first of all, I haven't. Secondly, I think I might be able to do about 1.25-1.5 feet tops, and secondly, my throat isn't what I'l call cooperative with those damn medical swabs, much less anything more. Sorry guys, I never was good at that
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Post by demented on Feb 28, 2006 17:49:57 GMT -5
This reminds me of a time when I decided it was a good idea to see how many pens I could fit in my mouth.
Yeah.. fifty something..
Mike was witness to this.
Lets see one of you bums beat that ^_^
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Post by odi on Feb 28, 2006 17:52:32 GMT -5
I ate a knife once.
That hurt.
So yeah.
You're all owned.
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Post by Archangel on Feb 28, 2006 19:00:30 GMT -5
I do remember that. It was nuts. I couldn't believe how many pens you had in there! It was incredible.
>.>
Something is strangely erotic about that. LOL
And yes...eating a knife pwns us. That's....actually....kinda nuts. And dangerous. LOL
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Post by Caligo [Inactive] on Mar 1, 2006 4:22:42 GMT -5
Smites Mike for the hell of it.
I remember that. I still not sure what to make of that...
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Post by Legion OfflineOfcourse on Mar 1, 2006 10:53:34 GMT -5
...Well, first of all, I haven't. Secondly, I think I might be able to do about 1.25-1.5 feet tops, and secondly, my throat isn't what I'l call cooperative with those damn medical swabs, much less anything more. Sorry guys, I never was good at that First i want everyone to notice that he admitted that he loves da cock or atleast tried to cramp something down his troath. Second, I'm drunk.. yay
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Post by Archangel on Mar 2, 2006 22:26:03 GMT -5
I was cruising around Kontraband.com, because that site roxx0r my soxx0r. And I found the funniest damn thing I think I've ever read online. I nearly died, I laughed so hard. And then I realized it wasn't all that funny unless you're a total and complete nerd. And THEN I realized that there's no use denying it anymore...I am a total and complete nerd. So here it is: 6/ Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base Are belong to you Does anyone else think that's fucking hilarious? Yeah, I doubt it. You're all goddamn cool people! Why do I have to be the only freaky NERD?! Go here: kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2656&rtn=index-potd
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Post by demented on Mar 3, 2006 18:18:50 GMT -5
haha
Thats cute actually!
And funny.. I almost bought a tee shirt that said this:
15/ 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
Haha, gets me every time.. mostly because I can read it, and I do need to get laid.
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Post by Archangel on Mar 3, 2006 18:21:22 GMT -5
LOL
Yes De.
You do need to get laid.
>.>
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