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Post by v on Apr 16, 2006 15:27:12 GMT -5
If you have heard a good rumour about anything, post it here. So we can all keep up to speed with the latest goss. I shall start, but others can join in if they hear any good rumours. If you dont hear any, feel free to start some  I have it, on good authority, that Ex and Arch shared a moment in a broom cupboard last summer, which resulted in hideous levels of damage, including: 1 broken broom A minor bruise Arch broke his toe nail |
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Post by Archangel on Apr 16, 2006 22:20:16 GMT -5
Don't forget the massive amounts of blood. I mean...  *looks pissed off* NOTHING HAPPENED, OK? JESUS H. CHRIST ON A BIKE! IT WAS A CLOSET, AND THERE WAS A BROOM, AND...AND.... *points finger* V pushed us in there together and locked the door! DAMN IT! He did, I swear it! So FUCK YOU, V! *flips the bird* |
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Post by Caligo [Inactive] on Apr 17, 2006 8:32:27 GMT -5
And here I though somebody noticed something Keeps his mouth shut. |
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Post by PhoenixBeSleep on Apr 17, 2006 9:17:59 GMT -5
There might be a prize if someone posts the recently discovered base requirement to make a song good according to Ex. ___ _____ ____.
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Post by v on Apr 17, 2006 11:34:20 GMT -5
I didnt shut you in, you took him in there yourself arch  |
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Post by demented on Apr 17, 2006 14:02:59 GMT -5
Rumor has it.... I just farted  |
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Post by v on Apr 17, 2006 14:07:58 GMT -5
Well, I am not one for rumours, but, I have heard that Osama Bin Laden is living in Holland, having sex with a transexual from Thailand called Lo-suki, and they are planning to adopt a bald monkey called Ralderroff from an adoption agency in England that sells bald monkeys instead of children because there is a shortage of orphans.
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Post by Boo Math on Apr 17, 2006 15:15:23 GMT -5
That rumor is false, V. At least the orphanage part. Matt and I keep killing people in England, so, yes, there are orphans. We kill monkeys, too, so the rest might still be true |
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Post by v on Apr 18, 2006 5:11:21 GMT -5
Maybe then they got the bald monkey on E Bay, because they wanted to be different and thought a normal child was 'too cliche'.
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Post by Caligo [Inactive] on Apr 18, 2006 9:14:20 GMT -5
Another rumour - somebody posted in IHT back on Purviews. And the rumour goes that if anyone else posts, that person will save the story...
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Post by iason on Apr 18, 2006 17:10:56 GMT -5
Y'know Without A Trace? Well, ah've heard villages and cities been dissapearin'! People don say an Archangel been eatin' 'em! Thass one ole iron stomach, Mikey!
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Post by Caligo [Inactive] on Apr 18, 2006 18:52:16 GMT -5
And only 50 pounds overweight! Must take a lot to eat an entire city  |
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Post by Archangel on Apr 18, 2006 19:58:46 GMT -5
Ouch.
Fat jokes=not so cool.
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Post by demented on Apr 18, 2006 23:02:01 GMT -5
God, you guys are so immature sometimes.
Mike is not fat at all. Chillax. We cannot help it if the normality of celebrities and such is annorexically tiny. Thats just plain unhealthy, not to mention sickening to look at.
And you know what else? I'd rather be 100 pounds overweight and happy, then killing myself over my weight all the time.
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Post by Archangel on Apr 18, 2006 23:08:29 GMT -5
No no, De. I'm fat. Trust me. I'm not just 50 pounds overweight. I just put that number in there to save myself some embarrassment. It's more like...3 Matt's could fit inside me. Easy. Their jokes were ok, because I am fat, no matter what you say, and they can joke about that all they want. It's cool. Thank you for standing up for me though, but I don't need it! Thanks.
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